A few days ago a friend of mine had an absolutely horrid sexual experience with a guy who she'd been seeing. Granted this was their first time, but she said that he was like a demented chihuahua -- just humping away.  She said she felt like he forgot she was even there! Even after she told him to stop and slow down, he still went back to hammering away like possessed jackhammer. The foreplay, she told me, consisted of him rubbing her arm for five minutes and calling her "baby".  

I noticed that a lot of "How to Please a Woman" books are written by women.  I feel this may put the advice in the books at a disadvantage. After all, men rarely listen to women anyway. Ask any married woman and she'll tell you numerous tales of instances where her husband was half-assed listening to her.  Therefore, I feel like the best advice on how a guy should please a woman should come from the average, everyday guy. 

The Gothic Mistress and I are calling for submissions of advice on how to sexually please a woman by men, ages 18 and up.  It can be instructions for actual techniques or advice about how women differ from men when it comes to arousal and their sexual mindset. 

Just reply to this post with your suggestions. We will be anxiously awaiting your imput. *giggle*