I'm taking you all back in time again... a time when chicks were so deseperate that they had to grab the most dangerous phallic object they could find to russle up some man flesh!
The following pulp fiction covers were not rendered by me or made up; they're the real thang, baby! Enjoy.

But that doesn't mean she can't LOVE YOU.

Yeah, and guess who got to the Clergyman's mistress first!

What do you expect when she caught that muthafucker stealing her pearls?

They say heaven's just a kiss away, but this chick is out to prove that hell's just a bullet away...

Okay, so the bitch don't have a gun, but she is only seven steps away from that horny man!

Uh, yeah, bitch, you shoulda waited til you got some before you shot that jerk!

He's trying to light her fire, but she's got other plans...

 

I'm thinking that she got tired of posing nude for college art students!

Okay, I'm not so sure that the women in following cover are really taking their clothes off for the men waiting in the other room. You be the judge!


And one more for the road... While tracking down the covers above, I found this lucious poster:

I didn't know that Rutger Hauer starred in soft porn! I'm now determined to find that vintage piece of sleaze now...