We've been tagged, but being the naughty girls that we are, we'd thought we spice things up a bit.  Just try to guess who is who giving the Ten Randies!  (actually we're giving you twenty, aren't we?)  Think you and your pals are naughtier?  Go ahead and poke someone you know into doing this.  It should make for a horny game of tag!!!  Tell 'em you got poked first by US... 

1)  As much as I like having oral sex performed on me, I get turned on even more when I'm performing it on others.

1.  I once accidentally vomitted on a guy while giving him a blowjob.  It was his fault.  While I was in mid-suck mode, he decided to plunge his cock deep and sudden down my throat.  If he had given me a moment's warning, I would've been more prepared.  Let that be a lesson to you, boys.  If you want some deep throat, let a bitch work up some momentum... or at least a bit more saliva! 

2) I'm into BDSM

2.  I once anally penetrated a guy with a strap-on dildo.  It was weird and it wasn't be the first time I've had sex with a gay man, but in this situation I already knew he was gay, the other guys were just in denial and desperate to lose their virginity to a girl to see if they were really gay or not.  As they say, if you have to ask...

3)  Even though I am a switch in the BDSM world, meaning I can be either dominant or submissive, I am really a sub.

3.  Sex with props is fun, and so is roleplaying, but in the midst of the fantasy, I just start laughing because it really is ridiculous.  I'm not saying I prefer to be "vanilla" (term for boring or normal sex) in the bedroom, but my tastes are very simple and I prefer the old tried and true positions like the Missionary and Cowgirl. 

4)  I've had three very good Tops in my life. The last one I had was the best because he showed me that I wasn't properly trained.

4.  I have a lot of experience sexually, nothing shocks me, and I am endlessly fascinated with what other people find interesting in bed.  However I do frown upon certain practices...  You'd never find me endorsing beastiality, golden showers (or "belgian chocolate" -- word for pooping on people), or sexual predators (of all types, not just the ones that go after children).  I like my sex to be good, clean fun, nothing extremely creepy or messy.

5)  I can have an orgasm without having to be physically touched.

5.  I'm so sensitive to touch, I tend to push people away from giving me backrubs or even holding my hand.  I've had accidental orgasms just from someone touching me non-sexually.  That can be both embarassing and amusing.  When I tell people how sensitive I am, they sometimes want to see how excited I can get, but, really, it's not as fun for me. 

6)  Once I had a sexual dream about this guy I knew that was so intense that I woke up moaning and cumming. Later he told me that one day that week he was astral travelling and he..um, visted me. It just happened to be the night of the dream. I never told him about the dream because I was too embarassed.

6.   I am intensely multi-orgasmic, so when I do orgasm, a few moments later I'll spasm with pleasure again, then a few minutes go by and I come again and again.  By the time I'm done I get dizzy spells and sometimes I've had to take a sedative to calm down.  About four years ago I had a real problem with being too sensitive -- even riding a bus would give me an orgasm.  I went to a doctor and they checked me for tumors, when nothing was found, the doc just said to "enjoy it."  But this condition caused me great emotional pain.  Finally going to a female doctor helped.  The condition was cured through anti-depressants.  Now I maybe have, say, five orgasms a year and rarely get in the mood for sex.

7)  Although I'm not gay, lesbian porn turns me on more than straight porn. 

7.  I love men who dress up like women.  There is just something so beautiful about a man who wears make-up and ladies' lingerie.

8)  I love it when a man talks dirty to me in bed. I almost always have an orgasm when someone says filthy things to me during sex.

8.  For all the sex I've had in my life, I can honestly say that I've never been satisified by a man, or a woman.  I've found more pleasure giving myself pleasure.  I just lose patience with other people and have faked orgasms just to get things over with so I can finish myself off. 

9)  The most unusual place I've had sex was on a park bench in the neighborhood park at night.

9.  The most unusual places I've had sex: a university library (fifth floor, on a hard wooden desk, I don't recommend it -- the desk is still there with the marks my flavor-of-the-week and I left on it), various graveyards (enough of them for me to say I can literally "give a tour" of all of the ones I had sex at, out in the open, including the graveyard where a famous serial killer is buried), an abandoned house, elevators, and even in the back of a public restroom at a restaurant. 

10) I had a friend once who would jerk off and call me right before he came. He said my voice turned him on even though I didn't say anything sexual. Sometimes, he'd call and get my outgoing message and still come.  I don't know why it didn't creep me out. I just thought it was kind of funny.

10.  I'm so de-sensitized to seeing sexual displays of affection that a flash of nudity or an intense soft core sex scene in a movie doesn't even inspire me to batt an eyelash at it.  Even hard core porn rarely gets a moral protest out of me. To me, sex is just another part of life and like food, people have all sorts of tastes and fetishes that give them great pleasure.  I think I came to this point of view because my family are a bunch of stuffy prudes who easily get offended at anything sexual.  I really hate it whenever anyone scoffs at sexual displays of love.  Just let it go!  How does seeing other people have sex become offensive?  It's my firm belief that prudes are just jealous because they just ain't getting any!  Too bad.  Let the rest of us have our fun and go back to your own damn bed.  I am sexual and proud.  As Margaret Cho would say, "I have slut pride!"

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